Gingrich

It still surprises me when people don't know what santorum means. It also surprises me that people do not know how to address an envelope, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised. But I am.

Anyway, maybe you'd be surprised to know that when chickens poop out an egg, the eggs are sometimes covered in poop.

So yesterday Greg decided that the dried, frothy mix of urea and fecal matter that sometimes soils an egg should be called gingrich.

I think it'll stick, myself.

A pair of gingrich-coated eggs.